Does anyone have a link to download (….or stream) MADARE SEFR DARAGE? I need to watch the show again because Shahab Hosseini.
when you feel a really strong attachment to a new friend but you don’t know if you’re coming off too strongly so you try to hold back but your creepiness slips out every now and again and you can just feel the other person being confused at how much you remember about them
I always wanted these to happen in real life
Where is “Several bad puns later”?
we need more!
don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…
casually going to like this for future reference
ok but is anyone else reading them in the French accent
things Muslims on Facebook need to stop doing
- posting photos of dead babies
- posting photos of amputees with captions like, “subhaANALLAH, they don’t have legs and still PRAY, what about YOU?”
- posting photos of white muslims with captions like, “SUBHANALLAH, ALLAH GUIDES WHOM HE WILLS….!!…”
and of course analogy about hijab vs non hijab with lollipop or chickens :D
Wait…chickens? Please explain
“Whoever prays Fajr is under the protection of Allah.” - Prophet Muhammed (PBUH)
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head
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The so-called ‘Chrono Shredder’ provides a palpable (or pulp-able?) physical reminder that all things are temporary, and we can never wind back time in this world.
Each day slowly shreds in realtime so that minute changes are visible even on an hourly or second-to-second basis if one is watching closely.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
You know a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinko, got a perm once. We all tried to talk her out of it——curls weren’t a good look for her. She didn’t have your bone structure. But thankfully, that same day, she entered the Beta Delta Pi wet T-shirt contest where she was completely hosed down from head to toe….
"A humble sinner is better than a proud worshipper."